The Demise of Intelligent Speech

Things I never even imagined I would say:

Get out of the dryer.
Get out of the washer.
Get out of the dishwasher.
Get out of the toilet.

Don't lick the floor.
Don't lick your brother.
Don't lick your brother's foot.
Don't lick the dog.

Stop breathing on the cat.
Stop breathing so noisy.
Stop breathing on your sister.
Stop breathing on your sister's dinner.

Take your underwear off your head.
Take the toilet seat off your head.
Take your sister off your head.
Take your sister off the dog's head.

Get your head out of your underwear.
Get your head out of the freezer.
Get your head out of your dinner.
Get your head out of your rear.

Don't start the car.
Don't start the lawn mower.
Don't start that attitude.
Don't start with me.

That's all for now.  I have to go get the lamp out of the toilet before they flush.